Friday, March 20, 2009

Kumbersasyon

(Excerpt mula sa susunod kong libro)



L: “A-ayoko n’yan, h-hindi ako kumakain n’yan…” umiiling ako, halos pinid ang mga labi sa pagsasalita.
M: “Trymohlang…” malagkit ang mga salita, magkakadikit, may pang-aakit.
L: “H-hindi talaga e…”
M: “Try mo…sandali lang…” nagsusumamo, nakikiusap.
L: “Di talaga e…”
M: “Magugustuhan mo ‘yan, sige na…try mo…” bumubulong ang mga kataga sa hamog ng hangin, basa na ang mga letra…”Sige na…”
L: “LECHE NAMAN E! Isuot mo na nga ‘yang panty mo! Sabi nang ayoko n’yan eh!”

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X: May nangyari raw sa inyo ni Paco…
L: Uhm, oo.
X: E, sa inyo ni Mike?
L: Oo.
X: Si Stephen din daw.
L: Yeah.
X: Sa inyo ni Abet?
L: Oo.
X: Joey?
L: Oo rin.
X: Si Jason?
L: Slight.
X: Si Dennis?
L: Medyo.
X: Pucha, lahat na lang natikman ka na, alam na ng buong Malate kung ano lasa ng b*rat mo! Bakit ako hindi?!
L: Uhm…
X: Magpapaka-pokpok ka rin lang di mo pa ko sinama sa listahan mo. Bakit ako, bakit sa akin hindi?!
L: Ikaw kasi ang mahal ko…

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L: Ayaw e..
C: Ha? Bakit ayaw?
L: E-ewan ko.
C: Subo ko ulit.
L: Sige…’yan…ganyan…
C: Zwarsupgwarshruph…
L: ‘Yan, sige…ganyan…
C: Swarzhupshurshh…
L: A-ayaw talaga e.
C: B-bakit?
L: Ewan ko…
C: Pagod ka ba?
L: Hindi.
C: May problema?
L: Wala.
C: May nangyari sa gym ’no?!
L: Wala.
C: Nagpasuso ka sa sauna?!
L: Hindi.
C: Pinagjakulan mo ‘yung instructor ‘no?!
L: Hindi sabi e.
C: Nakipagkita ka na naman sa mokong na dj na ‘yun?!!
L: Hindi!
C: E bakit tinugtog ang pesteng themesong n’yo last Saturday?!
L: Hindi sabi. ‘Tangna, maingay ka pa kay Anabel Rama! Ayoko na! Mag-live-in ka mag-isa mo!!!
C: Uhm, s-sorry..t-teka…
L: GAGO!

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D: Ah, so you’re Louie. You look exactly like your picture, though I’ve imagined you to be a bit taller, but no worries. You ran a little late, but that’s okay. Ten minutes is all right, but I’d be a little worried if it’s twenty or thirty minutes. So how’s your day? Mine’s nothing different from my usual day, routine stuff. Kinda toxic in the office, my boss is practically heaving on my neck! Haha! But it’s okay, I always log in the net just to keep my sanity! So what do you do?! Ako, I’m executive assistant in a PR company. We are working on so many campaigns right now. Grabeh! Toxic talaga! Where do you work out? Me, I don’t work out. Halata ba? Mataba na ba ako? You think I need to workout na? San ka gumigimik pag weekend? Akosabahaylang.Iusuallyreadlangorstayina loungebardon’tlikeclubbing.Doyoudanceba? Yadayadayada. Doyouworkout?Ha?Blahblahblah.Sankanaggigym?!Bakitangtahimikmo?Ha?HA?!
L: Uhm, bye.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!

Kaw talaga!


jp : )

KLITORIKA said...

Aaabangan ko yan!

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Randyem said...

Hi Louie, I'm Randy from Mandaluyong. I don't know where to put my comment kaya dito na lang. Sana mabasa mo. Kabibili ko kahapon ng book mo na "Pamhinta X". Gosh, so far ito ang the best na literature na nabasa ko dahil sobrang nakakarelate ako and every gay should read this! It's beyond description how I appreciate it. As I read it (actually di ko pa natatapos), I really had fun. Pwede malaman yung mga prior books na pinublish mo para mabasa ko rin. Sobrang galing mo magsulat. I hope to meet you in person. From this day on, I'll be one of your followers. Please respond to my comment for me to know you've read it.

Kirvin Gonzales said...

Loiue, it is fun reading your write-up but it is a delight meeting you in person. I just wanted you to know that I had fun last night at CB. Hope to see you around again, Alvin

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